Getting a bad advice from someone and being totally retarded, I bought Krispy Kreme stocks a while ago. Now that money has evaporated into thin air. Although the sum was only a tiny fraction of my total (meager) investments, I can't help feeling sorry for myself and millions of people out there who lost money on the stock market. Then I got this note from a friend of mine:
"If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would now be worth $49.00. With Enron, you would have $16.50 of the original $1,000.00. With Worldcom, you would have less than $5.00 left. If you had bought $1,000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the 10-cent deposit, you would have $214.00. Based on the above, my current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle."
Drink up, fellas!
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